Hi and welcome to Sebulba's Safari Adventure and Grill; a restaurant experience for kids AND adults! We are conveniently located just off Austin Bluff's Parkway on Powers Boulevard. Tune into this weblog for updates on our specials and goings on. And come on down and say hi, why don't ya?! Let's have a safari!.
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-Sebulba
Sebulba's Safari Adventure And Grill
Hey kids and kool parents, just a reminder that this weekend only at Sebulba’s Safari Adventure and Grill we’re having KRAZY KIDS WEEKEND! Let your lil’ jammers come on in (shoes optional this time!) and play on all the boxes and doo-hickies! It’s really a summer-special weekend here at Sebulba’s Safari Adventure and Grill with a meet-meat-and-greet with yours truly, Sebulba! (pictured above)
Come in and meet me and my kids, Aaron and Swan*! They’re visiting for a rare and supervised visit to the restaurant and would love to play with all the other adventurers! Please bring your kids! I want my kids to know I have friends, haha!
And this weekend only, social service workers eat for free! See, Karen?
*Sebulba’s Safari Adventure and Grill would like to remind you that he wanted to call her Sarah but Karen’s new fancy Berkely-husband thought her ‘spirit’ was more of a ‘swan’. What gives? Come down to the Adventure and share a drink with me? I could really use it.
Get your tuckus down to Sebulba’s Safari Adventure and Grill for HEAT drinks! Yep, that’s right, the HEAT are in the finals and we’ve got final fever! Come on in for drink specials, food specials, and company specials with your beloved owner, me, Sebulba!
Come hang out with me!
Please!
KIDS EAT FREE UNTIL 9 PM AT SEBULBA’S SAFARI ADVENTURE AND GRILL!
So come on down and bring your kids cause I sure do miss mine!
-Sebulba ;)
Pretty slow tonight at Sebulba’s Safari Adventure And Grill, so why don’t you come on by and keep ol’ Sebulby company? Stirring up some Panther Punch for the grown-ups and kids eat free until 9 PM! I would love to see you tonight. Please.
-Sebulba ;)
Hey there, rasta-safarians! Sebulba here reminding you to come on down to The Oasis Tavern tonight for bottomless fishbowls! Leave the lil’ adventurers in the Caribou Corral and get a lil’ tanked! I know I will be! Tanked that is!
Sebulba’s Safari Adventure And Grill reminds you that buzzed driving is drunk driving.
