Hey kids and kool parents, just a reminder that this weekend only at Sebulba’s Safari Adventure and Grill we’re having KRAZY KIDS WEEKEND! Let your lil’ jammers come on in (shoes optional this time!) and play on all the boxes and doo-hickies! It’s really a summer-special weekend here at Sebulba’s Safari Adventure and Grill with a meet-meat-and-greet with yours truly, Sebulba! (pictured above)
Come in and meet me and my kids, Aaron and Swan*! They’re visiting for a rare and supervised visit to the restaurant and would love to play with all the other adventurers! Please bring your kids! I want my kids to know I have friends, haha!
And this weekend only, social service workers eat for free! See, Karen?
*Sebulba’s Safari Adventure and Grill would like to remind you that he wanted to call her Sarah but Karen’s new fancy Berkely-husband thought her ‘spirit’ was more of a ‘swan’. What gives? Come down to the Adventure and share a drink with me? I could really use it.